The book to cure insomnia

If there was a biography about you, what would the title be?

Kidding, kind of.

I’m not sure who would be interested in reading it. I do have some interesting aspects to my life and I am sure that a ghost writer would spin my years well.

Also, I have an insane memory for stupid stuff. My biography would be “March 10th in the third grade I was wearing my blue striped socks and I had a grape Capri Sun to go with my roast beef sandwich at lunch”. I’ll stick to blogging, thanks.